Well momma had the bright idea that it was baff time. She said it was "long overdue" rude. We didn't even want a baff.
I had to go first as Im the easiest to catch. No I am obedient.
And for this I am given an ugly soap hairdo.
Post rinse off I was feeling better. Momma got us new Drew Berrymore towels.
They are quite soft and absorbant.
Reset.
Momma got out our tanks to wear and tried her best to lure me out from under the bed.
I wasn't having it and then momma TRICKED me by putting down sprinkle cheese down and then grabbed me with her hands. Absolutely unnecessary handling of my wee tiny self.
She drenched me.
Got water in my eyes.
Soap everywhere.
Even in my mouth!
Nasty!
She turned the hose on me again and after 72569852 hours I was finished. She wrapped me up dried me off....
...and forced me into clothing.
I was screaming by the end of the whole ordeal!
Poppy call the aspca!
I mad at you mother.
So MAD!
Engage eye beams!
Meanwhile Poppy was out like a light.
After while she emerged and got on her pink tank top.
Sell out!
We then went potty.
And back in for a nap.
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