See what had happened was.....
When i was at doggy nannys i forgets to go potty outside cause im chasing the neighbor dog at the fence. So when momma put on my diaper I kinda went potty in my diaper and made a big mess. So momma had to bathe me cause as she said very loudly "eww gross"! While in the bath she had to walk 2 steps to the cabinet to get the doggy shampoo and well I bolted. I was wet and slick as a drowned rat. Momma didn't care for that she chased me down and plopped me back in the tub. She put on what she thought was shampoo but it was actually conditionier. She stupidly turned around again (but shut the sliding door of the shower) and I bolted again. She forgets I is skinny and can fit though many things. She again chased me, said some naughty words under her breath, cornered me on the doggy bench in the living room, picked me up and again plopped me back in the bath. By this time she was exasperated and pretty mad. So I stayed while she washed and rinsed me. Then she turned one last time to grab the towel right behind her and I took my chance. I ran again. Here is a dramatic reinactment,.
By this time she was big mad. But she nabbed me with the towel. I refused to look at her at first.
But something outside caught my attention...
Lily
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