So momma came home one night and she noticed I was awful quite. You know they say silence is golden unless you have a toddler or a puppy then its very suspicious. Well that was the case with me. I found an unattended roll of toilet paper and well it was asking to be shredded. Momma said she was shocked by the amount of the mess I made and even the core was made into confetti. Yea I am just that good! BOL Here is the shredder selfie that I took for my facebook page.
Little did I know that momma would enact revenge on me later that night. I got bathed. It was horrible! I smell of vanilla bean. YUCK! I gotta go find a nice spot of something dead to roll in, so I will talk to ya laters.
Puppy Growls,
Lucy
Miss Maizie here - Oh what fun that must haf bin, the shreddin'NOT the bath. I love 2 shred stuff - toilet paper iz uzually b-hind a door butt sumtimez I haz access 2 a paper towel or 2 or 3 or ..... What iz really fun iz when mom triez 2 git it away frum me - then sumtimez there iza chase an'even more shreddin'an sumtimez even the shredz git shredded agin. Now az fer the bath thing - yes, u gotta do sumthin'2 improve upon that 'nilla bean smell - whatever do our peepz like'bout that!
ReplyDeleteLucy you might want to start your own shredding business...I hear there is money to be made
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Hugs madi your bfff
The punishment did not fit the crime. TP is meant to be shredded. I mean that is a better use than what people do with it. Lee
ReplyDeleteWTD??! You gots the water torture for THAT??! OMD, I thinks maybe you needs a good lawyer Lucy! That's just not right! I shred all the times! It's my past time. (may I suggest the recycling bin ~ it's just FULL of treasures!) I concur....find a good smell and ROLL and roach like there is no tomorrow!
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Ruby ♥
Great shredding job Lucy! Can't believe you got a bath for that!
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Hazel & Mabel
You did a top notch shredding job, Lucy! Bummer about the bath.
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