So momma came home one night and she noticed I was awful quite. You know they say silence is golden unless you have a toddler or a puppy then its very suspicious. Well that was the case with me. I found an unattended roll of toilet paper and well it was asking to be shredded. Momma said she was shocked by the amount of the mess I made and even the core was made into confetti. Yea I am just that good! BOL Here is the shredder selfie that I took for my facebook page.
Little did I know that momma would enact revenge on me later that night. I got bathed. It was horrible! I smell of vanilla bean. YUCK! I gotta go find a nice spot of something dead to roll in, so I will talk to ya laters.